Last weekend I was sitting at a seminar with the worst coffee (notes of cigarette and sweat) in front of me. Suddenly before my inner eye words formed themselves on the big white coffee mug: "I'd rather drink Madeira...", but of course you could change that to "I'd rather drink Port..." as well
Peter
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