BEWARE NEW MEMBER Douglas Kardash!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Roy Hersh** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:43 pm

He is member number 666 :twisted:

Be afraid, be very very afraid.

Another warm welcome to FOR THE LOVE OF PORT from your host!

Post by **Andy Velebil** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:10 pm

I welcome him with open arms coated in fire-retardant sleeves

Seriously though, glad to have him aboard the great Port boat...USS FTLOP (or for those "over-the-pond" guys, HMS FTLOP

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Derek T. · Post by **Derek T.** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:48 pm

Andy V. wrote:I welcome him with open arms coated in fire-retardant sleeves

Seriously though, glad to have him aboard the great Port boat...USS FTLOP (or for those "over-the-pond" guys, HMS FTLOP )

If only you guys in the colony's hadn't been so impetuous we could all still be sailing on the HMS FTLOP and enjoying UK port prices

shame, maybe McDonalds and 7 litre engines wouldn't have happened

Douglas, you are welcome to FTLOP - we embrace all nationalities and religions here, even Americans and children of Beelzebub so long as they love port and post questions here

Derek

Jay Powers · Post by **Jay Powers** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:28 pm

Derek Turnbull wrote:
If only you guys in the colony's hadn't been so impetuous we could all still be sailing on the HMS FTLOP and enjoying UK port prices shame, maybe McDonalds and 7 litre engines wouldn't have happened

Derek

Derek

Clearly it's time to implement the "redistribution of assets" plan I mentioned earlier. Then we can fuel those 7L engines on Port (well, only the stuff that's not up to par) and get working on the 9L 11,000 Lb behemoths that we will all drive while drinking 1963's from your college cellars :twisted:

Jay

Post by **Andy Velebil** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:50 am

Well, the reason we gave you McDonald's was a secret ploy to fatten you all up so that you'll die of obesity....then we can come over and take all your wine and port from those neat cellars you all have over there. :twisted: