Now you see it, now you don't

Derek T. · Post by **Derek T.** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:26 pm

Yes, Randal, it does

Derek

Post by **Andy Velebil** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:09 am

Alan C wrote:Derek(deceased)

Does this mean you'll be turning up in the White Suit on Saturday? I bet Andy doesn't get that reference!

Alan

Alan, your right...can you PM me the details...learning a new language is hard

Alan did you hear something

I thought I heard something :? For a second it sounded like Derek (deceased)...ohh well, must have been my imagination

Al B. · Post by **Al B.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:18 am

Hold on a minute - weren't they both deceased? Does that mean that Alan has also been measured out for a white suit?

If we pursue this thread with enough effort and combine it with Alan's jokes then maybe Stewart will decide that his headache will be less if he ploughs through line after line of code rather than try to figure out who is wearing a white suit and why.

:twisted:

Alex

Alan C. · Post by **Alan C.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:27 am

Al-B, The Absent One, And Grand Worshipful Cork Gluer....

The Programme was called Randall and Hopkirk(Deceased)
And only one wore a white suit. I know it was an appauling bad show, but dont claim you didn't watch it as a kid!
How would Two ghosts solve a murder! Do you know nothing about the Crime fighting business!

Alan.

Derek T. · Post by **Derek T.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:33 am

I can sense a peanut butter comment coming along any minute now..................

Luc Gauthier · Post by **Luc Gauthier** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:01 pm

I'm I that transparent . . .
Upon further reflection , many torturing minutes upon where there was a self examination of my peanut butter holdings , I came to the following conclusion : peanut butter is good , and should be spread :?

Alan C. · Post by **Alan C.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:11 pm

I'm going to regret this....but....how do you eat Peanut Butter apart from in a sandwich? It doesn't sound the most complicated of foods. You hardly see it in the shops over our end of the pond. (I cant believe I'm discussing Peanut Butter!)

Alan

Derek T. · Post by **Derek T.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:22 pm

tanker,

2 questions for you.....

1. What is your name?

2. Are you crunchy or smooth?

Derek

Alan C. · Post by **Alan C.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:33 pm

Derek,

Thats not like you, did this recent Post(where I asked similar questions) go under your radar?

No code Alan , just a warped sence of revisionist history .
Luc is my 1st name ( followed by Henry and Pierre )
As for Tanker , as a youth , when I played organized ice hockey in Montréal , I looked like and moved like a tank on skates . Whenever I had the puck , my mom would yell : Skate Tanker !! Skate !!
AND , before every practice , I would have a peanut butter and brown sugar sandwich

It all went down hill from there . . . 'till I found Port

I'll leave it to Luc to answer the other one!

Alan

Derek T. · Post by **Derek T.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:37 pm

Alan,

I normally only interest myself in serious, port related threads :twisted:

Derek

Post by **Andy Velebil** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:39 pm

Derek Turnbull wrote:Alan,

I normally only interest myself in serious, port related threads :twisted:

Derek

So Derek, you put brown suger in your Port too

Alan C. · Post by **Alan C.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:41 pm

Derek,

Dont suppose you want to know that it was in the thread about the difference between Noval and Nacional!!!

As you fell into that trap so well, just check you haven't damaged your whiskers going for the cheese!

Alan

Derek T. · Post by **Derek T.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:48 pm

Andy,

What's happened to your strapline? It looks like you've been attacked by THE SYNCH

Derek

Post by **Andy Velebil** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:51 pm

Derek,

Next time I see Stewart I gotta show him what a gun does to the human body when they don't fix my sig line (just kidding Stewart, next time I see you I'll bring you drink

)

Derek T. · Post by **Derek T.** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:58 pm

Alan,

I think we need some really bad jokes, Stewart just isn't pulling through here and Andy [unsurprisingly] seems to be considering extreme violence to solve a relatively low grade crime.

I like Stewart, and would hate to see him subjected to some sort of LAPD Code Red just because he hasn't rolled his sleaves up und unblocked the synch :?

Derek

Post by **Andy Velebil** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:00 pm

Derek is a smart chap....Stewart, pay attention and get back to work

Alan C. · Post by **Alan C.** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:27 am

Stewart,

This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human Kindness.

Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor, Florida, Forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a prize and was writing to say thank you.
This story is a credit to all humankind.

Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens Luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to Thank you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio Fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces.

It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely, Edna

Alan

Luc Gauthier · Post by **Luc Gauthier** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:09 am

Alan C wrote:I'm going to regret this....but....how do you eat Peanut Butter apart from in a sandwich? It doesn't sound the most complicated of foods. You hardly see it in the shops over our end of the pond. (I cant believe I'm discussing Peanut Butter!)

Alan

Well , Alan , when eating trout or salmon , I melt the peanut butter until I can pour it over the fish .
I pour it over white rice as well .
Goes on smooth with crab and octopus .
Never , Never on pizza !!!

Luc Gauthier · Post by **Luc Gauthier** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:21 am

Derek Turnbull wrote:Alan,

I normally only interest myself in serious, port related threads :twisted:

Derek

Derek , I take my peanut butter rather seriously . If port related threads tickle your fancy , check what I have to say regarding the molecular structure of tannins :joker:

Alan C. · Post by **Alan C.** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:29 am

Stewart

A man was studying his Marriage Cerificate intensly.
His wife said ' What you looking for?'
The Man replied 'I'm looking for the Expiry Date!'

Alan :joker: