You are a serious wine geek when ...

[Roy Hersh]

As they say, "if the shoe fits ... "


This should be fun, I'll start with my favorite trio of which I have been found guilty as charged:

* After opening a bottle to enjoy with your spouse over dinner at home, you whip out your notebook to pen a tasting note. :help:
More serious ... you do this in front of them while in a great restaurant!


* You are caught red-handed, unconsciously swirling the contents of ...
your water glass.


* The waiter in a nice restaurant comes over and ceremoniously presents the cork and pours your wine and you sniff it and without even tasting it, give him ... "the nod."


Ok, now it's your turn, you probably have at least one good one!

[Peter Reutter]

... you choose the food to acompany a wine that you found in the wine menu and that caught your attention. ("Lets 's try this Dürkheimer Spielberg Riesling Auslese... ah, and yes, I think I'll have the Pollock-Suffle with Tagliatelle to go with the wine...")
Happens all the time
Peter

[oscarquevedo]

* The waiter in a nice restaurant comes over and ceremoniously presents the cork and pours your wine and you sniff it and without even tasting it, give him ... "the nod."

I don't think you are a wine geek if you do it. Some people can do it just pretending they know about wine...

I'll give you my preferred:

:idea: To give a bottle of wine to your wife while celebrating your weeding anniversary

[Frederick Blais]

When you name your child after a wine brand

when you collect cork,labels.. and you frame them

when you spend more money on wine than food

when you photographs your bottle

when you read wine books before going to bed

when you try to identify what actors are drinking in the movies or to approve or not if they are drinking in appropriate glasses

Funny topic :)

[Andy Velebil]

You get a shipment of wine and you tell your signifcant other the wine belongs to a friend and you are just holding it for them.

[Glenn E.]

* The waiter in a nice restaurant comes over and ceremoniously presents the cork and pours your wine and you sniff it and without even tasting it, give him ... "the nod."

By which I assume you mean the wine, and not the cork.

How about: you fly to distant cities just to get together with other geeks and drink Port.

[Eric Menchen]

This is getting scary with how many of these I have to answer in the positive.

[Luc Gauthier]

How about , you drive over 600 miles just to visit FTLOP's porcelain god :wall:

[Derek T.]

Guilty as charged to all of the above :help:

Plus...

You have made nearly 7,000 posts on wine related forums in just over 2 years :type:

[Derek T.]

...and you have a cupboard in your kitchen that looks something like this when yu open the door...

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All of the bottles on the top shelf are empty except the oldest one, which is a leaker.

[Roy Hersh]

You qualify!

[Andy Velebil]

You fly all over the world to meet other geeks and drink

[Roy Hersh]

How about , you drive over 600 miles just to visit FTLOP's porcelain god

Luc,

Is that how you refer to Sean these days? I did not know he was so fragile ... as is porcelain.

Speaking of Sean ... where the heck has that scoundrel disappeared to this time?

He is probably out there hunting. Beavers of course!

[Luc Gauthier]

How about , you drive over 600 miles just to visit FTLOP's porcelain god

Luc,

Is that how you refer to Sean these days? I did not know he was so fragile ... as is porcelain.

Speaking of Sean ... where the heck has that scoundrel disappeared to this time?

He is probably out there hunting. Beavers of course!

Until further notice , the description stays :)
Beavers drink port in Boston !! Well , I never . . .

[Roy Hersh]

Poor little furry creatures!

[Derek T.]

I miss my cupboard

Have been in India for a week now and need to get home for some port


...and to see Jo, of course

[Luc Gauthier]

Derek , ya gotta get your priorities straight :)

[Lars F]

- you check your insurance papers to see how your cellar is covered in the event of a flooding
- you're jealous of people being born in a year which was generally declared

-Lars

[Moses Botbol]

You look at the wine list before the dinner menu.

[Eric Menchen]

- you're jealous of people being born in a year which was generally declared

Yeah, I'm bummed about that. At least I got married in a good year, but I'm going to have to wait for a while for those to come into their prime.

When you name your child after a wine brand

I mentioned that to a friend, and she pointed out that Taylor was a very common name in the 1990s. And I replied, "Yeah, but tell that to her sisters Fladgate and Yeatman."