I never took port tongs camping (never had a set, back then), but I DID take over 1000 # of tools and hardware along whenever I went camping many years ago. I was THE go-to guy in every campground.
I can visualize it.... "Here, let me get that bottle open for you."
.....until your friends think you've totally lost it and have you committed to the insane asylum
I dunno about Stewart, but I usually have enough people around who have been helped that will assist me with fighting off those who "want to take ME AWAY HA HA".