Any better names . . .

[Luc Gauthier]

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in early 2010, it will
begin offering customers a new discount item .... Wal-Mart's
own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of
California to produce the spirits at an affordable price --
in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the
Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "There is a
market for inexpensive wine." said Kathy Micken, professor
of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville.

"However, branding will be very important." Customer surveys
were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the
Wal-Mart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

1. Chateau du Traileur Parc
2. White Trashfindel
3. Big Red Gulp
4. World Championship Riesling
5. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
7. Peanut Noir
8. Ah Kain't Believe it's not Vinegar
9. Grape Expectations
10. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with
either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

[Eric Menchen]

Silly Luc, you've been taken in by those Possum Council ads claiming possum is "the other white meat." Sorry, it isn't. But you could try carp or catfish.

[Moses Botbol]

Redneck Red
White Trash White
WIC Blush

[Roy Hersh]

I wouldn't step into a Walmart ... unless a gun was pointed at my head. I've detested the way they do business for many years, long before the film came out and at least a decade before the imminent class action lawsuit against them by over 1 million of their former employees.

[Luc Gauthier]

Agree 100% !!
Anti-union is their middle name .
They closed a profitable store here in the province of Québec when they got wind that the employees had signed union cards . . . go figure