For The Love Of Port

Alan,
Rugby, now thats a sport! Kinda like our old hockey (before they made it the kinder and gentler version now-a-days)

Derek,

Your just jealous....all 151+ pounds of you

Alan Considine wrote:Derek,
break him in gentley, I for one still think thers hope!

Alan, you obviously haven't met him

Andy V. wrote: Derek,

Your just jealous....all 151+ pounds of you

I can assure you I look fabulous in lycra

Derek

Andy and Derek,
Its a shame we cant just walk down to a local, or someones back garden. I feel it would be quite amusing. You two would stick together over your Port expertise, but me and Derek would join forces on Nationality, and as the night progressed, me and Andy would start telling you, Derek, how you doesn't understand a real front line job (At least I think we're in the same proffession). All subjects and opinions would be mostly complete waffle...but a hell of an excuse to drink a few.
Alan

Alan,

What a fabulous evening that would be. Maybe one day it will happen.

However, I must contest the notion that you and Andy would have to spend time explaining the trauma of a front line job to me. I have been a Project Manager for the past 10 years and having people attack me for reasons not of my making is an hourly occurence. I do not have the luxury of sitting in a police (squad) car drinking coffee and eating donuts all day so don't know how my stress compares with yours and Andy's.

What I do know is that one day in the not too distant past Andy confessed on this website that he is the local Bobby on Mickey Mouse's street in Disneyland.

Derek

With a PASTRY in one hand and a coffee in the other

Hopefuly one day we can all meet and have some drinks....my little house is always open and the bar never closes

See! Case proven. Your wafflin about your job, and claiming Andy is 'Goofying' around(Ho,Ho). Just would be better in person, with a glass of Liquid Sunshine...

What I do know is that one day in the not too distant past Andy confessed on this website that he is the local Bobby on Mickey Mouse's street in Disneyland.

Did I mention it's because they sell Port by the glass there

Besides, someone had to protect those Port bottles when Roy showed up there a few months ago

Alan,

I am happy to concede that Andy and I talk complete Bo**ocks and a conversation over a few bottles f port would be more rewarding 8)
Derek

Bo**ocks

I said ENGLISH....

Bo**ocks = Bollocks, bullshit or any other word you can think of that describes the content of your verbage after half a bottle of corked NN

OK OK, you've twisted my arm. I've got a glass of Madeira I'm drinking

Feel better already

Derek Turnbull wrote:Bo**ocks = Bollocks, bullshit or any other word you can think of that describes the content of your verbage after half a bottle of corked NN

BTW, Madeira still tastes darn good when one is sick and congested

OK - if you mention your man-flu once more you are sin-binned for 2 weeks :x

:help: :stupid:

That reminds me. Have you seen the new National Guidelines on the Avian Flu Scare(Bird Flu)??? They say you have to cook all Chicken in Lem-Sip. (This might not travel over the pond if you dont know what Lem-Sip is)

Alan, your right, got no idea what Lem-Sip is. I could guess but it would not be appropriate

Alan,

It won't travel over the pond because it's funny

I think we need an FTLOP forum wide ban on wimpish complaining about being unwell. I have established a body of evidence over the past few years that the only reason people fall ill is that they do not have enough alcohol flowing through their brain. Coincidentally, I have not had a day off work for 15 years

Derek