Grtngs frm Holland! Port-passioneers, I'm in need of advice.

Luc Gauthier · Post by **Luc Gauthier** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:00 am

Derek T. wrote:Situation Update

Marci seems to have left me - maybe I was too quick to pull out the draft pre-nup :?

Sorry guys, looks like we will have to wait a little longer for our first FTLOP Wedding Reception Offline

Derek

PS: Luc, I think I was in there until you came out with all that PB rubbish and made her realise my friends are all geeks :x

Derek ,
Marci did say she'd marry you as long you'd part with your Port collection once you and Marci separated . . .

Derek T. · Post by **Derek T.** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:21 am

tanker wrote: Derek ,
Marci did say she'd marry you as long you'd part with your Port collection once you and Marci separated . . .

Nah, she was just playing hard to get - it wasn't the port that was attractive to Marci, it was my boyish good looks, wit and personality that sealed the deal. It was only when she knew I had Peanutter friends that she dumped me

Derek

Alan C. · Post by **Alan C.** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:02 am

Presume you've got no mirrors in your house!!!

Luc Gauthier · Post by **Luc Gauthier** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:07 am

You've got to be kidding !!!
Not attracted to Port !!!
Not attracted to Peanut Butter !!!
What then ?
The mating ritual of the phylloxera insect . . .