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BEWARE NEW MEMBER Douglas Kardash!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:43 pm
by Roy Hersh
He is member number 666 :twisted:

Be afraid, be very very afraid. :shock:





Another warm welcome to FOR THE LOVE OF PORT from your host!

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:10 pm
by Andy Velebil
I welcome him with open arms coated in fire-retardant sleeves :wink:

Seriously though, glad to have him aboard the great Port boat...USS FTLOP (or for those "over-the-pond" guys, HMS FTLOP :roll: )

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:48 pm
by Derek T.
Andy V. wrote:I welcome him with open arms coated in fire-retardant sleeves :wink:

Seriously though, glad to have him aboard the great Port boat...USS FTLOP (or for those "over-the-pond" guys, HMS FTLOP :roll: )
If only you guys in the colony's hadn't been so impetuous we could all still be sailing on the HMS FTLOP and enjoying UK port prices :roll: shame, maybe McDonalds and 7 litre engines wouldn't have happened :lol: :lol:

Douglas, you are welcome to FTLOP - we embrace all nationalities and religions here, even Americans and children of Beelzebub so long as they love port and post questions here :D

Derek

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:28 pm
by Jay Powers
Derek Turnbull wrote:
If only you guys in the colony's hadn't been so impetuous we could all still be sailing on the HMS FTLOP and enjoying UK port prices :roll: shame, maybe McDonalds and 7 litre engines wouldn't have happened :lol: :lol:

Derek
Derek

Clearly it's time to implement the "redistribution of assets" plan I mentioned earlier. Then we can fuel those 7L engines on Port (well, only the stuff that's not up to par) and get working on the 9L 11,000 Lb behemoths that we will all drive while drinking 1963's from your college cellars :twisted:

Jay

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:50 am
by Andy Velebil
Well, the reason we gave you McDonald's was a secret ploy to fatten you all up so that you'll die of obesity....then we can come over and take all your wine and port from those neat cellars you all have over there. :twisted: