Very large bottles: a possible plan
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:35 am
At the New York exhibition of Portuguese wines I met a very interesting and knowledgeable fellow, charming as well, who need not be named here. In answer to questioning about double-magnums and large bottle sizes, it was explained that the Instituto dos Vinhos do Douro e Porto doesn’t allow for export bottle sizes above magnums. Some houses bottle large sizes ‘for family consumption’ (e.g., double-magnums or 6-liter = 8-bottle Jeroboams), and some of those houses allow a few of these bottles to be sold to purchasers physically present — they must be collected, because such bottles cannot be for export.
No, they wouldn’t hold them for me. No, I can’t collect once a decade or so. Too much administrative hassle, too much risk of bottles and their owners becoming separated, etc. No. But if one wanted several such bottles, and informed the house before the bottling for the vintage was done, that might not be impossible.
So what’s needed is a UK resident FTLOPer with a large car, and n others. The n others share pro rata the cost of n+1 Jeroboams from a good house, with the extra bottle being the transportation fee to the person who drives there and back. Obviously the drive could not be in the hot season, unless the “large car” were actually a temperature-controlled van. The hero driver would deliver to a single central location, Octavian being a natural choice.
Could this be the tentative beginnings of a plan?
No, they wouldn’t hold them for me. No, I can’t collect once a decade or so. Too much administrative hassle, too much risk of bottles and their owners becoming separated, etc. No. But if one wanted several such bottles, and informed the house before the bottling for the vintage was done, that might not be impossible.
So what’s needed is a UK resident FTLOPer with a large car, and n others. The n others share pro rata the cost of n+1 Jeroboams from a good house, with the extra bottle being the transportation fee to the person who drives there and back. Obviously the drive could not be in the hot season, unless the “large car” were actually a temperature-controlled van. The hero driver would deliver to a single central location, Octavian being a natural choice.
Could this be the tentative beginnings of a plan?