There's a thread of songs that mention Port. Is there a thread of Port jokes?
Let's hear what you've got!
Port Jokes
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Re: Port Jokes
Eventually I want to get a photo of Port casks framed with the words "Pipe dreams".
I also want to get a print of the "This is not a pipe" painting with the pipe replaced by a bottle of Port.
I also want to get a print of the "This is not a pipe" painting with the pipe replaced by a bottle of Port.
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What does the moderator tell you when your first bottle is corked and you have to open your backup bottle?
You've been re-Port-ed.
You've been re-Port-ed.
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Re: Port Jokes
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Port whine!
"I have often thought that the aim of Port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before." - Hungarian/British journalist & author George Mikes
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if you decan't, does that mean you couldn't but now you can?
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Don't mention the Warre! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!