For The Love Of Port

Just got an email alerting me to these prices, (I REALLY needed a good laugh today):

https://www.oldliquors.com/public/search?cat=7

Black Seal Madeira 1795
$ 41.900,00

Since they are in Florida, that would be just under $42. I could pay that for a bottle. Now if they were in Europe, the listed price would be in the thousands, but since Florida is in the USA and US conventions are that a decimal point separates the whole dollar amount from the fractional portion, that's very inviting.